Monday, October 31, 2011

Shrigots! All Kudos to John Cruddas MP and Francis Davis, a Circular Magician if there ever was one!

So Taleban Catholic bloggers - shrigots = shrill bigots (my own word, and I'm really proud of that one) are getting their knickers in a twist over the Dominicans inviting Mr John Cruddas MP to speak at their Oxford venue. As the Dominicans (or Dominican'ts tee! hee!) ran the Spanish Inquisition, responsible for the torture and murder of millions of Jews, Muslims, and Protestants, I guess he was doing them a great honour in accepting.

But no, a foreign Priest (H/T to Francis Davis here) called Father Pereira, supported by SPUC has thrown a spanner in the works. There will be no learned address from Mr Cruddas, who has done so much to support abortion and other liberal Catholic issues in Parliament.

The Dominicans couldn't do this great man (and a credit to his church) a honour if they tried!

By inviting this wise and compassionate man to give up his valuable time at the Mother of Parliaments to explain democracy to a bunch of obscurantist mystagogues, they are honouring only THEMSELVES.


I'm off now to read the rest of Francis Davis's blog and leave some complimentary comments.

Friday, October 14, 2011

Bestial Pride!

What a great government we've got here in Britain! From now on I will always vote for the coalition!

First the last P.M., David Cameron announces plans to legalise gay marriage after March, and now, the new coalition Premier, Mr Napevno Gwoopy, not to be outdone, has promised what we've been waiting so long for.

Yes, all of us zoophiles can come out of the closet, or kennel, or rabbit-hutch, or hen-house now and rejoice, proudly, in our orientation, cuz within the year, promises Mr Gwoopy, inter-species marriage will be here.

My darling little aardvark Frisky was over the moon when I told him. The look of joy and gratitude in his eyes told me all I needed to know.

We can't wait to TIE THE KNOT! Now we must find him a wedding dress!

And yes, my friends in the Zoophile Information Exchange are planning the biggest street party ever seen on the streets of London on April 1st 2012.


Leading clergy, including open-minded R.C.s, have been invited, and so far over 100 have accepted.

Bishop Everly Mainchance has said, "Well, ok, I suppose it had to come, and I don't just accept, but rejoice at it, as a step forward for tolerance and the Big Society, which is what the church is all about, I think."

When asked how he thought the Pope would react, he answered, "Dunno. None of his biz..."

O GLAD! O Brave New World!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Bishops Running Scared

Can you smell the stench of where-to-run-to, pant-wetting teeth-chattering fear, terror, dread, funk?

I can!

They're on the run! Who are? The sin-sodden, sex-hate-mongering, motherhood-and-apple-pie loving bishops in England and Wales, every pathetic mother's son of them.

And for why, you ask?

Cuz their time is up! It's high noon! It's the midnight hour, when Hell doth gape and all that.

Are you with me? No?

Well, try this for size. Our admirable boys in blue have been feeling a few christian collars oop North, and have warned a so-called christian coffee-shop owner to hide his stash of bibles.

And why?

Because, as Dr Krimpleane Phabbs has pointed out in these columns, THAT BOOK is a hate-filled sewer of homophobic poison, not fit for public display.

And the bishops (and it's their book after all) have said NOTHING! Not a word! Not a dickey-bird!

Not a word
I've heard!
Just shows us the buggers are scared!

Yup, I can write poetry, too.

I predict, no, prophesy, that in 5 years 5 YEARS!, the church of rome will be clattering around in circles like an empty beer can in a windy parking lot!


Bogus Smirk, Chair, PAF (Proud and Faithless)