Thursday, June 30, 2011

Bishop speaks out - Catholic Church is Hompohobic - Cheering the Quurch

I know some of you toffee-nosed traddies out there think I am an uneducated person. You sneer at me, and my church, and my literary efforts, and maybe at my theology too.

Well don't.

Because I've got news for you.

I was googling 'homophobia', my bete noir yesterday, and came across this, which seems to be a Roman Catholic hymn about judgement day from way back when. Seems to be called "Dies Irae". So who is Ira, and why must she die? Ira Gershwin perhaps? Do we have some anti-semitism here? It wouldn't surprise me, with Uber-unter-sturmbahnfuhrer Rantstinker in charge.  What a lot!

You with me so far? Good. And I quote -

"Lacrimosa dies illa
Cum resurget ex favilla
Judicandus homo reus"

So, I go to my Latin dictionary, and look up reus, and what do I find? It means, as far as I can make out, 'guilty' or 'thing'.

So homos (gays) are either guilty or things. You pays yer money and you takes yer choice.

I protest! Yes, I bloody well do! They are neither.

THEY ARE NORMAL!!! Think of all the great people in modern life - Elton Johns, Liberatchy, Goering, who painted his toenails, W. H. Orden that great poet.

Give me strength!!!

The RC Quurch needs cheering, ASAP!

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Hats Off to Trevor Phillips - How I Love That Man

One in the eye for Pope Ratstinger and the traddie homophobes, sex-haters, misogynists, and other dyed-in-the-wool dark-ages twerps. And from none other than everyone's favourite anti-racist czar:

Trevor Phillips.

Here's a man who is really trying to help everyone adopt the core values of British society, like



The Big Society

In today's world it's acceptable to be gay, and not just acceptable, but something to be proud of, like being rich, or influential, or a celebrity, or HIV positive, or beautiful, or young. In my view, the sick folks who can't conform to modern society need re-educating, or gassing, or something.

They're not a happy bunch, so let's offer give them free euthanasia, starting with that bigoted loser Left-footer, and the geeks who comment on his so-called blog.

So, I say to you antediluvian gits: