Friday, April 25, 2014

Big Up to Dwight Longenecker and Frankie, a Pope for the 21st century!!!

On communion for married and divorced people, opines Dwight:

"Furthermore, I’m of the opinion that the marriage discipline of the church should be examined and some sort of reform put in place for the sake of people living in the modern world. I am not a rabid right winger who thinks Pope Francis is the anti-pope before the end of the world."

Couldn't have said it better myself. Remember, "The Sabbath was made for Man and not Man for the Sabbath"?

Well, how about, "Marriage was made for Man and not Man for Marriage"?

And, "Communion was made for Man and not Man for Communion"?

Get with it you pelagian rosary-counting twits and christian bat-people.

Friday, April 18, 2014

Foot-Washing in the Church of M.U.G.W.U.M.P.

I ask you! All this palaver about Pope Frankie washing women's feet!

What's with these dark age dinosaurs who don't understand what it's all about? I mean -




Which is why, in my cathedral in Glastonbury, I wash 

Only women's feet, cuz yours truly is no sexist

Only young women's feet cuz yours truly is no agist

Only attractive young women's feet, cuz I am not a puritanical anti-sex Pelagian (thanks, Frankie!)

As that great poet Leonard Cohen would say,