What a great government we've got here in Britain! From now on I will always vote for the coalition!
First the last P.M., David Cameron announces plans to legalise gay marriage after March, and now, the new coalition Premier, Mr Napevno Gwoopy, not to be outdone, has promised what we've been waiting so long for.
Yes, all of us zoophiles can come out of the closet, or kennel, or rabbit-hutch, or hen-house now and rejoice, proudly, in our orientation, cuz within the year, promises Mr Gwoopy, inter-species marriage will be here.
My darling little aardvark Frisky was over the moon when I told him. The look of joy and gratitude in his eyes told me all I needed to know.
We can't wait to TIE THE KNOT! Now we must find him a wedding dress!
And yes, my friends in the Zoophile Information Exchange are planning the biggest street party ever seen on the streets of London on April 1st 2012.
Leading clergy, including open-minded R.C.s, have been invited, and so far over 100 have accepted.
Bishop Everly Mainchance has said, "Well, ok, I suppose it had to come, and I don't just accept, but rejoice at it, as a step forward for tolerance and the Big Society, which is what the church is all about, I think."
When asked how he thought the Pope would react, he answered, "Dunno. None of his biz..."
O GLAD! O Brave New World!