A shining light in the world has been extinguished, a force for great good mayhemmed!
Bishop Gorgonzola of the Sanctuary Aula Liberis in Italy has been silenced, sacked, and his sanctuary closed.
By whom? You ask.
By none other than the the nazi-inquisitor Pope Ratstinger.
Why? You ask.
Because he continued the work of the first Asissi interfaith jamboree.
Because his sanctuary was a fun place to be.
Because he promoted liturgical dance. And what babes his artistes were! Phooah!
Because mean-spirited Catholic Talibanistas called his services "orgies". That's right, orgies: celebrations so sexy, so full of joy and light that only a heart of stone could resist them. And the cream of Italian society flocked to them.
Because he was BIG enough to welcome all faiths.
As Sister Jezebel Goatbuster so perceptively remarked in her weekly column in The Clyster, "here we see the hideous machinery of Vatican power-structures unmasked in all its naked, power-crazed misogyny, homophobia, and brutality".
I say to the so-called pope and his so-called "holy inquisition":
Reinstate Bishop Gorgonzola now!
Promote him to cardinal.
Or you will have me to reckon with.