Friday, January 7, 2011

Hope at Assissi

It seems the former nazi Pope is coming to his senses at last, with a third multi-Faith jamboree at Assisi. Seems he turned up his snooty Prussian nose at the last two. Perhaps he's read the advice in my last blog to listen to his public.


I say to him: "Fame is fickle, or so they say, and you need some good publicity like you gotta have oxygen!


Remember, Ben: TRUTH HAS MANY FACES!"


Last time, they had a statue of Buddha on the altar - really cool.


So, this time, let's see some more faces of Truth.


So what about statues of Kali, Baal, Gaia, Wicca, and Baron Samedi?


Let's make it really ecumenical!

4 comments:

  1. Well just as long as Obi-Wan and Barack are there I suppose it will be OK.

    Peace dudes!

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  2. Bishop Bogus Smirk, of the Church of M.U.G.W.U.M.P. whose blog this is, is at the moment nearly insensible after a huge mushroom and herb omelette.

    I hope it chokes him.

    When I read him your comment, he said only, "Blearrrgh! Blurrrgh! Yo, man!"

    I am sure he agrees with you.

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  3. The 'bishop' is currently unable to operate a keyboard, as he is respecting 'the weed'. I am bloody sick of acting as his amanauensis.

    He asks me, as far as I can understand his ramblings, to thank you for you enquiry, and says that his abominable sect is totally accepting and welcomes all.

    Transgenedered nuns, he adds, would be "wicked" - his outdated would-be teenage slang for "wonderful".

    He would welcome rednecks, too, he says, but they "gotta be nice". Perhaps he didn't quite understand my explanantion.

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