Today I want to salute, commend, and pay tribute to Bishop Smirk, the genderflexible, ageflexible new-age clergyman, and the episcopal epicentre of all that is most inspiring in Milton Keynes.
Courageous as ever, he has decided on a new gender, WOMAN, a new name BETSIE, and a new date of birth - 1.10.1999.
Yes, folks, Bishop Betsie is now 16 years old!
Of course, Betsy has applied for a new birth certificate which will reflect her new gender and age.
She has had a consultation with German gynaecologist Dr Dr Dr Ormonall Phreekes for treatment for pre-menstrual tension.
Like any other normal 16 year old teenage girl, she is now on the pill and looking forward to a fullfilling sex life.
And I say to Bishop Betsie Smirk,
SOCK IT TO 'EM SISTER!!!!!