What has religion done for the world? I'll tell you!
Caused all the wars in history
Led to the crusades, for which popes can never apologise enough
Led to the Spanish Inquisition, which burned millions of Jews, Protestants, Muslims, Hindus, Budhdhists, Rastafarians, and freemaisonettes to death
Stops our Queen getting divorced and marrying a Wiccan
Led to forced male and female circumspection and other mutations
Been the opium of the people, like Carl Marks wrote. I'm all for opium, but the real stuff, please, not that kitszy stuff that makes people accept anything their told, provided the person laying down the law is wearing funny clothes (no offence, Dalai Llama!)
In other words, religion is not for the common good and it's time to dump it in the dustbin of history!
So I say we should give a big-up to the Daily Larva, Bertrand Rustle, Dicky Dorkins, and all those brave and honest people who can set forth, godless and undismayed, on the only pilgrimage worth making....
The Search For Truth