Thursday, July 7, 2011

Dr Bung, M.P. : A Man For Our Times!

Genderdoctor Caring Bung, MP, will introduce a new Parliamentary Bill in the Autumn, which he has described as follows:

"I intend that the new, all-inclusive, non gender/orientation-specific form of address shall be Genderperson, regardless of sex, sexual orientation, or so-called marital status. For titles, there will be Genderlardy, or Genderdamesir, to replace sir, dame, lord, lady, and, for so-called professionals and clergy, Genderdoctor, Genderbishop, etc. etc.

"All so-called Catholic Clergy, regardless of status, shall be addressed as Genderpedophile or Genderpervert.

"It will be an offence punishable with imprisonment to use the expression 'pervert' in any other context."

Brilliant! This genderperson has a brain and a half!!


Genderbishop Bogus Smirk

(Proofread {Nihil Obstat} by Gendersistbrother Jezebel Stoatblister)


  1. Dear Genderperson:
    Obviously you need re-education (about five years in a labor camp might do it!) so that you will not make fun of those who seek to stem the backwardness of patriarchal homophobic "Catholic" culture led by the Arch-Genderpervert Benedict!

  2. A question from an earnest seeker after Truth - when addressing the said Arch-Genderpervert, are we to use "Your Perverseness", "Your Perversity", or "Your Perversion"?

  3. But I LIKE GENDER! Without Gender, how will anybody know I'm a drag queen?

    Fr.Skippy McCreep

  4. Bad Catholic - Esteemed Genderperson, I promise that nothing was farther from my blown mind than to ridicule the esteemed M.P. for Gówno. Perish the thought!

    I am myself a "defrocked" genderpervert.

    1st Anonymous - you are a pedant and a wally. You sound like Left-footer to me. Stay off my blog.

    Fr Skippy - you will have to either have "Drag Queen" tattooed on your forehead, or 'offer it up'.

    Bogus Smirk