Yes, I know I've been kinda hard on Benny in the past, but he had it coming, I guess, with his red Gucci stilettos, and all that schmoozing up to the traddies.
But now I take my hat off to the man. HE ROCKS!
Yup, he appointed Archbishop Muller to be head of the Spanish Inquisition, a step of such courage and vision that the mind of yours truly is well and truly BLOWN.
Why am I so fantabulously chuffed? Well,
- Muller has written that the Catholic obsession with the virginity of Mary is IRRELEVANT! I think he says that the physical virginity is not a big issue here - it's all about a state of mind! BINGO!
- He writes that Transubstantiation is old-hat. We must think of symbolism, community, TOGETHERNESS. I'm cool with that.
Muller has guts! I love that man!
So, my dear seekers after the many-faceted truth, the hermeneutic of cool, EXPECT TO SEE ME AT MASS NEXT SUNDAY!!!!!
And may Whatever bless you!