Foot-Washing in the Church of M.U.G.W.U.M.P.

I ask you! All this palaver about Pope Frankie washing women's feet!

What's with these dark age dinosaurs who don't understand what it's all about? I mean -

Humility

Service

Subjugation

Which is why, in my cathedral in Glastonbury, I wash 

Only women's feet, cuz yours truly is no sexist

Only young women's feet cuz yours truly is no agist

Only attractive young women's feet, cuz I am not a puritanical anti-sex Pelagian (thanks, Frankie!)

As that great poet Leonard Cohen would say, 

HALLELUJAH!!!!!