J Clarbis Reilly is a resident praise-song writer at The Gruel Hymn Factory. This is his latest. I guess you'll all know the tune.
Beboppaloobah! He's my Baby
Beboppaloobah! Don't mean maybe!
Beboppaloobah! He's my Baby now!
Got me a sweet Lord, in the cradle
Dishing out salvation with a big ladle,
Beboppaloobah! He's my Baby now!
Just like Krishna, Buddha, the Big Thumb!
He'll haul me up to the great Kingdom-Come
Beboppaloobah! He's my Baby now!
Wow! Mary, you've got a real cool Boy-Child!
He's gonna turn old Caiphas real wild!
Beboppaloobah! He's my Baby now!
He'll lead us all in the coolest dance - oh
Like Sidney Carter wrote in "Lord of the dance", so
Beboppaloobah! He's my Baby now!